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(Via Moe Lane)
You might be surprised to learn that the Head Spa Massager is mandatory headgear at all meetings of the Federal Reserve Board
The only annual event more exciting than when the new phonebooks come out! The Dave Barry Holiday Gift Guide.
Cap & Trade, explained...
by the helpful Planet Moron:
There are two types of renewable energy to consider:
- The kind that is really expensive.
- The kind that doesn’t exist.
The expensive kind is helpful in that the additional resources devoted to it will help slow down the economy, while the kind that doesn't exist is helpful in that the additional resources devoted to it will help slow down the economy.
So, there's really no downside.
You really should RTWT.
'Head over Heels'
I remember really liking this, long ago, back when MTV played music:
Spread it around
Don Luskin got a rare forwarded-to-everyone-in-the-world email that's worth forwarding:
Dear Fellow Business Owners
As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next president, and that my taxes and fees will go up in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8-10%. I will also have to lay off six of my employees.
This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem.
Sorry Frank, but this is too believable to be considered fiction
From FrankJ's version of BO's encounter with "Joe the Plumber":
Obama turned to the press. “And that was the dramatization of my new tax plan. Any questions?”
“Why are you so awesome?” a reporter squealed with glee.
“It’s hard.” Obama bowed his head sadly. “Especially when FOX News allows critical things about me to be said.”
“Awww, poor Obama,” the press said. “Everyone is against him.”
“Let’s only write positive things about him and negative things about McCain!” one reporter said.
Another reporter looked confused. “Um… I thought we were already doing that.”
Spectacular new hedge fund
They've got a strategery.
(via Poor & Stupid)
Don't know if I'm ready to be called 'Lock'
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator:
Who knows, Lock Pepper Palin you just might be president one day!
None of the above
Dave Burge offers the Iowahawk/Protein Wisdom ticket to the "none of the above" voters:
And next December, when you turn on the TV and see my U-Haul pulling up to the White House, and the panic starts setting in again, just come back to this post and consider what might have been.
